I am a major Lord of the Rings fan
And im also a major Orlando Bloom fan
also Viggo Mortenson
and Billy Boyd
AND I LOVE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
And just for the heck of it I LOVE COLIN FARRELL
"Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?"
Sméagol: "Master's my friend." Gollum: "You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you." [He covers his ears] Sméagol: "Not listening. Not listening." Gollum: "You´re a liar, and a thief." Sméagol: "No." Gollum: "Murderer!" Sméagol: "Go away." [Starst to weep] Gollum: "Go away?! Ahahhaa!" Sméagol: "I hate you, I hate you!" Gollum: "Where would you be without me? (gollum gollum). I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!" Sméagol: "Not anymore." Gollum: "What did you say?" Sméagol: "Master looks after us now. We don't need you." Gollum: "What?" Sméagol: "Leave now and never come back." Gollum: "No!" Sméagol: "Leave now and never come back!" Gollum: "Arrrgh!" Sméagol: "LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!" [Sméagol is panting and looking around and realises Gollum is gone.] Sméagol: "We told him to go away! And away he goes Preciousss. Gone, gone, gone, Sméagol is free!"
"Where is the other one? The fat hobbit?"
Eomer to Gimli: "I would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground."
Legolas: "He stands not alone. You would die before your stroke fell."
Pippin: "Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mession. Quest. . . thing."
Merry: "Well that rules you out, Pip."
Elrond: "Nine companions. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring."
Pippin: "Great! Now. . . where are we going?"
Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No
Pippin: I think we are
Merry: Shh..
Pippin: Merry...
Merry: What?
Pippin: I'm hungry.
Merry: I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
Pippin: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and, and the mushrooms the week before!
Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over reacting!
"No, indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you from him, even when he is summoned to a secret council, and you are not." Elrond
"Let's Hunt Some Orc!" Aragorn
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop 'til nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes! But what about second breakfast?
Jack : [notices the parrot] Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann ] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually…Ecumenically…Grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will …nice hat. Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that – [falls over battlement]
Jack : She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
Ragetti: [dressed in a dress and holding a parasol] This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy . ‘Cept they was in a horse…instead of dresses. Wooden horse. [while they’re distracting the soldiers and sailors the pirates are boarding the Dauntless]
Pintel: The last we saw of ol’ Bill Turner , he was sinking to the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones’ Locker. ‘Course it was only after that we learned we needed his blood to lift the curse. Ragetti: That’s what you call ironic.
"You've been planning this all along" - Will "Yea" - Jack
"there will be no living with her after this" - Jack Sparrow
Jack : [to Barbossa] No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though – eunuch.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? [looks down]
Jack : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
Jack : Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business, boy, or there’s no use going. This girl – how far are you willing to go to save her? Will : I’d die for her. Jack : Oh, good. No worries, then.
Jack : I’ll tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted. Jack : Scarlett ! [she slaps him] Not sure I deserved that. Giselle! Giselle: Who was she?! Jack : What? [she slaps him] I may have deserved that.
Jack : You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you’re well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga [they both look at the gold on the bottom of the little river] …and you’re completely obsessed with treasure. Will : That’s not true. I am not obsessed with treasure. Jack : [looks in on the gathering] Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate
Pintel: Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up “parley!” Jack : That would be the French
Barbossa: [gets medallion from monkey] Why, thank you, Jack . Jack : You’re welcome. Barbossa: Not you. We named the monkey “ Jack .” Gents, our hope is restored!
Barbossa: I s’pose in exchange, you want me not to kill the whelp. Jack : No, no, not at all by all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait to lift the curse until the opportune moment. For instance… [picks up a few medallions] after you’ve killed Norrington’s men… [throws them back as he speaks] every… last… one. [pockets one]
Will : Your fiancé will be wanting to know you’re safe. [ Elizabeth turns away] Jack : [swaggers over to Will ] If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it. Now, if you’ll be so kind, I’d be much obliged if you’d drop me off my ship.
Official: …impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England… Jack : [smiling] Ah, yes. [looks over at the executioner who glares at him]
Will : And a good man. [Jack points to himself proudly, mouths “That’s me.”] If all I have achieved here is that the hangman will earn two pairs of boots instead of one, so be it. At least my conscience will be clear.
[ Jack the monkey emerges from the water and scampers over to the chest with the Aztec gold; he takes one of the medallions and is cursed once more; the moonlight shows the monkey as a skeleton and screeching, he jumps at the camera]
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